Charlie Sheen Claims Denise Richards Asked Him For One More Bouncing, Baby Bargaining Chip

If you were under the impression that Charlie Sheen's recent betrothal meant that his ugly and very public divorce from Denise Richards was finalized, you'd be mistaken, as there are still a great many unresolved matters of asset division and child custody between the warring couple. There are also unlikely glimmers of reconciliation, however, as Sheen now claims he has documented proof that Richards wanted to conceive a third child with the actor even after she discovered the ugly, trampolining-cheerleader truth. From People.com:

"There was a request for a donation," Sheen, who is now engaged to Brooke Mueller, tells TV's Entertainment Tonight, as reported on the Web site for its sister show, The Insider.
"Without getting into it here," the The Two and a Half Men Emmy nominee, 41, tells ET's Mark Steines, "there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court."

Asked if he would take this alleged offer from Richards seriously, Sheen replies: "I would sooner, in exactly what I'm wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?"

Because the couple has never met a tabloid TV anchor or gossip columnist they felt couldn't help them work through their disastrous personal issues, Richards was quick to rebut the outrageous claim in yesterday's Page Six, and Sheen has already countered her denial by stating that he has possession of "something she wrote would completely and totally defy that." Still, the entire matter might simply be the result of Sheen reading a little too much into one clause in Richards' settlement proposal, mistakenly assuming she specifically sought a sperm donation in the paragraph detailing her demands for literally half of everything Sheen owns, "including, but not limited to, the party's organs, bodily expulsions, abstract thoughts, and Jet-Ski collection."