Talks of a merger between New York University and Polytechnic University are back on, after a three year period of alternately not speaking followed by glancing shyly at each other at parties across the room followed by that one torrid horrible hot night of furtive drunken sex that they never even told their friends about, much less their Facebook friends. Related! HAHA, YOU GO TO A TRADE SCHOOL NOW, YA LITTLE SNOBS. Also related! At least this means more rough trade cruising the library, so, yay.