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Sure, it was cute enough to click around Us Weekly's little online game showing what a handful of actresses would look like deprived of their "beauty trademarks," like Angelina Jolie without her lips, or Kirsten Dunst minus that adorably weird mouthful of razor-sharp baby teeth. But it's just wrong what their Photoshopping sadists did to the most spectacular cleavage of a still-maturing Hollywood generation. Even putting that image in people's minds for as along as it takes to move on to the next photo is a reckless endangerment of Scarlett Johansson's acting career. Nice work, Us sickies.