We just got word that former Village Voice gal reporter (and protege of the evil former Voice editor David Blum) Mara Altman is shopping a book proposal, and that the proposed title of the proposed book is Thanks For Coming. It's "a memoir by a woman who has never had an orgasm." The project is out on submission from agent Chris Parris-Lamb, who almost was voted Hottest Straight Man In Book Publishing. In spite of his hotness, and in spite of having spent the last year writing stories about cripple sex and dirty street signs, Mara Altman has never had a freaking orgasm. We have to go lie down. While we do, though, can you help Mara think of a better title?