• Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen report that they share a psychic bond. Also, Ashley told Marie Claire that they "both carry the weight of each other." Snarf. [Page Six]
  
• Brad Pitt is on jury duty today. Stars: they're just like us! [R&M, last item]
  
• Last year's pimp Terrence Howard doesn't believe in premarital sex, requires wet naps in the bathroom instead of toilet paper, and says his type is "I like women who look like me. Generally, you're ­attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection." Narcissism is so gay sometimes. [Us]

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