This time each week, we coo and kvell
O'er comments that made us LOL
That's self-indulgent? Yeah, you bet!
But face it: so's the Internet.

Re: Hi, Chum

• Guitarsnob:
  "True story: I fished with this guy. The back story is pretty detailed - summers in Hawaii, boat owning friends of my parents, and a Hawaiian resturant owner named Sam Choy - so I'll spare y'all the nonsense and get right to the point.
  I was out on this one-day fishing trip and somehow found myself in the angler's chair (I might have been tanning) when a fairly large fish took the bait. Overwhelmed as I was, I had no choice but to try and reel the fish in. The fish probably weighed more than I did and was pulling out more line than I was bringing in.
  Over my shoulder was this Frank Mundus guy yelling, "come on you little girl. What are you, a pussy?? The fish is kicking your ass!"
  I was 11 years old.
  The only fishing I've done since has been at the Abbey on Santa Monica Blvd."

  Re: Dina Lohan Thought 16 Was The Legal Drinking Age
  

• Far-Far:
  "dgiadggfh I WANT A TELL-ALL BOOK BY THE BODYGUARD SO BADLY!!! Questions to be answered: has Lindsay ever been a virgin? when not doing interviews or in character, does she tawk loike this? did she ever live in a dumpster? because she's so trashy!
  The book should be in the style of Delta of Venus. TELL TELL TELL!!!!"

  Re: Janice Dickinson's "Sex Is So Strong"?
  

• ConnPossible:
  "Eww, battered, chapped pussy."
  
  Re: Mara Altman Is Writing A Book About How She Has Never Orgasmed
  
• Lolcait:
  "He's Just Not That Far Into You"

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