Here's the headline the New York Post chose to run with their story about Danielle Salzberg, named interim principal of Khalil Gibran International Academy, "the city's controversial Arabic-themed school." (Or at least it's what they went with this morning; they've gone for more secular "NEW PRINCIPAL 'CHOSEN'" on the web.) In any event, Salzberg takes over from Debbie Almontaser, who resigned last weekend after a drumbeat of criticism from the Andrea Peysers of the world. Salzberg, as the headline indicates, is a Hebress who speaks no Arabic. It's kind of like a sitcom! Also, it's the perfect opportunity to rewrite the Post. You know the drill: We'll go first and then you follow up in the comments.

• Hadassah Madrassa
  
• Torahnce of Arabia
  
• The Profit
  
• Challah, Meet Allah

  Wow. We are totally off our game today. Help us out, please.

  NEW PRINCIPAL 'CHOSEN' [NYP]

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