MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

The Hills' harlot Heidi Montag and her creepy, trash-talking, gross fiancé Spencer Pratt have been ordered to stop doing press by MTV, after they bashed Lauren Conrad on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. THERE IS A GOD. Now if we could just get the paparazzi off of them, and maybe make them live in a cave, our lives would be complete. We have to say, though, that MTV trying to muzzle the monster they created strikes us as not only ironic, but maybe... a tad hypocritical?

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