From New York magazine's review of Essential Therapy, the spa whose owner has been accused not only of fondling a client who fell asleep on the table but also of using the space for porn shoots and swinger parties: "Downstairs, jewel-toned and metallic fabrics adorn the walls, furniture, and even the floors of the waiting lounge, five treatment rooms, and men's and women's locker areas. (A sauna, steam room, and six-person Jacuzzi add to the warmth.)" Mmm, warmth.