President Bush inspires so much apathy that even anti-war protesters can't be bothered to go to Crawford, TX, and heckle the beleaguered lame duck. From the department of great openings: "For the last presidential election campaign, Norma Nelson Crow hung an 11-foot-long banner above her thriving souvenir shop here that said, "Bush 2004." On election night, she and her employees celebrated by overlaying it with a new word, so the banner read, 'Bush Wins.' These days, another banner flaps in the hot August breeze: 'Building for Sale.'" [WSJ]