• Concert mishap-prone diva Beyonce Knowles accidentally flashed her tits to an audience. And this had her lookin' so crazy, etc. [Hollywoodtuna which, actually, just typing that makes us feel gross]
  
• The LA County D.A.'s office might not file felony charges against Lindsay Lohan, which would mean that she'd serve a max of four days in jail for her double DUIs. That'll learn her! [TMZ]
  
• The most telling part of this item about Britney Spears' refusal to record a duet with her ex Justin Timberlake is probably this last sentence: "Spears, who's embroiled in a nasty custody battle for her children, Sean Preston and Jaden James, with her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, doesn't have representation and couldn't be reached." [Page Six]
  
• Harvey Weinstein is offering $100,000 to anyone who can identify the Upper East Side socialite who 'The Nanny Diaries' "Mrs. X" is based on. Um, maybe it's "Lisa Birnbach, co-author of "The Preppy Handbook," who once employed one of the writers"? We'd like the prize in cash, Harvey. [Page Six]
  
• The White House says those Jenna Bush shotgun wedding rumors are "absurd." [R&M, last item]

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