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Beloit College has released its annual list of ways to make you feel old: "facts" about the generation now entering college, like "Rap music has always been mainstream" and "Dilbert has always been ridiculing cubicle culture." The old biddies at our sister blog Jezebel compared notes on their out-of-touchness; I'd like to remind any kids in the audience that they're not immune. In twenty years, we'll read, "The class of 2031 has never said 'Thanks for the add.' The iPod has always had a phone. What's 'Numa Numa'?" (Damn, these are fun. Got one?)