You know, people expend a great deal of ink and resources on trying to determine what's going on in the private lives of celebrities, but ultimately, we can't ever really know what it's like inside someone else's relationship.

Unless of course we're talking about Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil, in which case, she is trying to scratch his freaking face off.

Amy and Blake Happily Married? [SplashNews]