Sometimes A Butterscotch Pony Gets Depressed

  • Owen Wilson was mysteriously hospitalized yesterday and, while no respectable news organization has reported this yet, he's rumored to have slit his wrists and taken pills. Owen, honey. Well. It is a bummer that Kate Hudson is dating Dax Shepard. [TMZ, Daily Mail]
  • Why on earth did anchor Paula Zahn keep a diary where she wrote about cheating on her husband? Says a "pal": "You have to wonder why she put these feelings in writing. But I guess she's a journalist." [R&M]
  • U2 frontman Bono finally let his feud with Billy Squiers' fireplace push him downtown. [Page Six]