The size queens over at Ripley's Believe It or Not have purchased a "12,000-year-old, 4 1/2-foot fossilized walrus penis"—reportedly the biggest ever found—for $9600 at a Beverly Hills auction. We guess we're happy we'll have an opportunity to feel inadequate see it for ourselves, but were somewhat shocked that some power agent didn't outbid them, so that he could mount the monstrosity in his office as a symbol of his uncontested potency. [MSNBC]