Hey, America, the Bay Area could OWN YOU

An Associated Press article, citing data from the U.S. Census Bureau's Current Population Survey, has named San Jose as the "wealthiest urban center in the nation." San Francisco and San Diego round out the top three. The wealthiest county? Haughty Marin, across the Golden Gate Bridge, finishes first, while Silicon Valley's Santa Clara County, comes in second. What's that? No New York? Aw, you so-called titans of industry will have to try a bit harder next time.