In an attempt to stave off a decline in circulation, News Corp. has slashed prices on its flagship U.K. tabloid The Sun. Given the fact that News Corp.'s Post is also being sold at a loss, how much longer can it be before Rupert Murdoch starts showing up at your door and giving you his papers for free? Well, at least he can still charge a premium for the Wall Street Journal, one of the classier publications in his stable. That's right, Journalists, RUPERT MURDOCH OWNS YOU. Expect him in person in mere seconds. [Guardian]