We're not exactly sure which "downtown hipsters" are going to work themselves into a lather over the closing of an East Village club that has been around for a little more than two years, but the Post reports that performance space/crappy restaurant Mo Pitkin's is up for sale at the tidy sum of $5.5 million. We guess you'll just have to catch Murray Hill's "transgressive" performances at one of forty other overpriced and poorly ventilated establishments. [NYP]