You know that foreboding raven adorning the placeholder page at former Seventeen editor Atoosa Rubenstein's atoosa.com domain? It turns out that the bird has been lying to us when he says "This is just the beginning." "I think there's this misconception that I'm starting a web magazine," the 'Toos told blogger Fashionista, who smooched her butt to an almost bizarre extent. "But that's not really it! Though maybe there will be some video programs that we start playing with." No web magazine? Some video programs? This is how a child who has been expecting a retarded pony for Christmas feels after learning that she will receive a retarded kitten instead.