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It's, like, the chirping of crickets meets Rihanna's hit song "Umbrella." Who (or what?) could come up with such a stupid combination? The recording industry, of course!. So here it is, folks: The Ringle. Get it! It's a ringtone and a single, slammed together. Obviously, since consumers enjoy downloading singles from iTunes and purchasing ringtones for their cell phones, they'd like that one-two punch bundled onto a single CD. Who wouldn't want to travel to your local Best Buy to buy something you can safely acquire in your living room? An estimated $5.98 will get you a ringle, plus a remix and, maybe, an older track.