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A tipster informs us that Hoboken Beach Diet Man, the fake-bearded, beer-helmeted, spandex-clad local superhero who's recently taken to the streets of Los Angeles in his crusade to promote Truth, Justice, and the Self-Promoting Hollywood Way, reappeared in front of Endeavor's offices earlier this afternoon in hopes of finding someone to represent his screenplay. Perhaps after reading about Hoboken Man's inspiring "never give up" credo or watching his YouTube "infomercial," Endeavor superagent Ari Emanuel will have his heart sufficiently melted to order an underling to retrieve a copy of the screenplay from the lovably unselfconscious scribe dancing outside his headquarters. Or, failing that act of kindness, he could at least send a mailroom clerk to give the human eyesore a ride over to the CAA Death Star.