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Momentarily overwhelmed by the pressure of simultaneously producing television and web-based products on this utterly news-deficient high holiday, TMZ briefly collapsed from exhaustion, posting a video of the Beckhams caught in the act of climbing into their vehicle without even so much as offering a nonsensical comment about Posh first checking the passenger seat to make sure it wasn't already occupied by Britney Spears' vagina.

And just to give you an idea of our own level of engagement with the world this afternoon, we actually watched it. If you're looking for us over the next couple of hours, we'll be rooting around under the sink, looking for some bleach to drink.