Philadelphia Is Desperate For New York's HomosexualsS

Remember when Jessica Pressler named Philadelphia New York's Sixth Borough and we all laughed and then Philly started to run ads soliciting New Yorkers? Well, the intervening two years have, somehow, not made that trend story any more true. However. While we've noted here that the gays turn up their noses at the thought of Philly, that does not mean that Philly does not crave our homosexuals. In just a few short weeks, Philly's brokers are coming to New York's gay center to recruit, recruit, recruit! What are their little posters around town promising the gays? "An exciting cosmopolitan lifestyle with great entertainment and dining options, but at a less hectic pace then [sic] NYC." Um. AS. IF.