Apparently Drew Barrymore thinks she can play Little Edie Bouvier Beale in HBO's forthcoming film version of the documentary "Grey Gardens." What. The. No. This is the greatest risk yet in Barrymore's career; one tiny misstep on this one and the gays will tear her limb from pudgy drunk limb. You're warned, chick.

HBO cultivates 'Gardens' film [Hollywood Reporter]