Britney Spears Toasts Her Custody Victory

  • Living symbol of America's excesses Britney Spears celebrated not having her kids taken away from her by drinking and partying. [Page Six]
  • Did boxing champ Oscar De La Hoya pose for these suggestive photos in fishnets and lingerie? He says it's not him, but we think it is because seriously, boxing is super fucking queer. [R&M]
  • O.J. Simpson is out on bail. [NYDN]