• You can bid on Michael Biserta, that firefighter who got in trouble for showing off his ridiculous schlong in a Guys Gone Wild video, in a charity auction! But before you start liquidating your savings, be aware that's he's taken, "very happily dating a woman." You bet she's happy. [Page Six]
  
• Photographer Cass Bird totally went down on boxed dick specialist Andy Samberg! Okay not really. But this photo's sort of perversely hot! [LKBC]
  
• This 'blind item' makes Bruce Willis sound like Patrick Bateman. Seriously, his "boys" "do his dirty work to get rid of women when he tires of them?" [Gatecrasher]

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