Barack Obama Will Get You Laid Tonight!

If you've been going through a bit of a dry spell lately, take heart: Tonight's Barack Obama rally in Washington Square Park (and the afterparty at Jay Z's 40/40 Club) should provide even the most unattractive and inept among you with the opportunity to get some hot, politically-motivated ass. As one Obama supporter tells Daily News reporter Jo Piazza, "Let's face it: Leftie girls are easy." (And they're totally pro-abortion, so you don't need to worry about protection!) And what of the guys? "Look, you never meet good guys in a bar. Something like this naturally weeds out the losers for you. You aren't going to get some pickup artist at a political after-party." Uh, you are now!

Singles will check out eligible candidates at Obama rally [NYDN]