Last night on the CW's "Gossip Girl," the most important and salient show ever made for television, our protagonist Serena and her Brooklyn lover Dan enjoyed a charity brunch at Gilt. But Dan finds out that Serena might not be a virgin. And then...drama ensued! Not that we ever would criticize the show, which is a picture-perfect snapshot of the life experience of the young people of New York, but a little of Billy Joel's Uptown Girl faded into Left Banke's Walk Away, Renee couldn't have hurt.

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