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Incarcerated Girls Gone Wild titty-flash magnate Joe Francis isn't afraid to get topical in spreading the word about, the handsomely designed internet presence he launched last week to keep the public up-to-date on his hopes, dreams, and fears while he continues his ongoing battle with a judicial system hell-bent on keeping him off the drunken-coed-clogged beaches of South Florida and Mexico.

Unfortunately, the headline we've spotlighted above is merely a bait-and-switch tactic to get you to read a press release about the site and Francis's legal troubles, dashing our hopes that we'd get some rare expert analysis from someone with extensive courtroom experience related to his bad experiences with women.