Multitasking Prostitute Proves Working Moms CAN Have It All

We may be in the midst of a cocaine shortage here in town, but things aren't as dire upstate:

Schenectady Police have arrested a Saratoga woman in a prostitution bust and they say that woman, Linda Cook, performed sex acts on two men in front of her children and snorted cocaine off of her infant's stomach while breastfeeding him.
We've got to imagine Britney Spears feels just a little better about her parenting skills this morning.

Saratoga Prostitute Snorted Cocaine Off 2-Month-Old Son, Police Say [CBS6]