It's hard to tell if Jeremy Piven's guest-drumming appearance in last night's Metal Skool show at the Key Club was another one of those memorably impromptu Make A Wish moments we've previously seen from him or something prearranged by a publicist wanting to keep him happy, but we suppose the question of spontaneity is ultimately unimportant. All that really matters is that even though Piven couldn't get through an entire song without stopping, his enthusiastic effort still earned him the Skool's heartfelt admiration: "That guy is slaying bitches with his fucking cock. I bet he gets more pussy than Tom Cruise."