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"He-vage," as we learned just moments ago, is "male cleavage," and not to be confused with "he-vag," the visible result of the "penile tuck" maneuver. The story that follows compliments George Clooney on the way he tastefully rocks one of the aforementioned terms, but we've already forgetten if it's the chest or the genital variety [Daily Mail]