Lily Allen: Not Big

  • Formerly endearingly real British singer Lily Allen lost a lot of weight via hypnotism. Lame! [TMZ]
  • Image maintenance alert! Glamour editor Cindy Leive totally flipped her wig, we are told to believe, when she found out that the recently-canned young staffer Ashley Baker had told a group of lawyers that "dreadlocks or Afros are a definite 'no'" in the office. [Page Six]
  • Vanity Fair blowhard Christopher Hitchens has had the hair removed from his nutsack. [Page Six]
  • Fox anchor Shep Smith (or, perhaps, another gentleman similarly employed!) can't keep his cats off the bed during gay, gay sex. [Gatecrasher, last item]