Incredibly Wealthy And Extraordinarily Taut

Why did we not know before today that socialite Muffie Potter Aston and her plastic surgeon-to-the-stars husband, facelift king Sherrell Aston, had named their twins Bracie and Ashleigh? Bracie! Would you even name a German shepherd "Bracie"? It's so unfar from that to Epitome or Panache.

The facelift king of America [Guardian]