Valleywag usually doesn't run party pics more than a day after the event, but this weekend's bash was way too fun (you should have been there!) to pass up. Valleyschwag, the corporate-goodies-of-the-month-club run by the web developers at Rubyred Labs, hosted a hoedown at its office in San Fran's SOMA district. The dazzling shots above and below are by I-can't-believe-he's-not-pro photographer Scott Beale.
Desperate for his costume's finishing touch, Rubyred's Ted Grubb ripped this mustache off a passing hobo.
The Valleyschwag team. (Don't even think about it. She's 17.)
Digg.com founder Kevin Rose couldn't make it, so he sent this convincing wax figure in his stead.
These ladies were deemed too salacious and were asked to stop their heathen dance.
Around 1 AM, some real cowboys walked in and kicked Valleyschwagger Jonathan Grubb's ass back to the dude ranch.
The main event was the schwag fashion show, MC'd by video blogger Irina Slutsky.
She just met the guy who fits in this hat.
Consider the talent competition over.
The back reads, "eBay China. We haven't landed anyone in jail yet."
When Meetro's Vincent Lauria feels hot, his clothes had better get the fuck out of the way.
"Thor Muller, I wish I could quit you."
"They can't haves it! It's mine, my precious!"
This is why we got the Brokeback jokes out of the way.
Blogger Chris Messina is having so much fun talking about this party with his chat room friends.
The infamous etched Powerbook that made the world's geeks so transparently jealous this week.
Robert Scoble wants you to work for PodTech.
Valleyschwag Hoedown [Laughing Squid]