• By Emily Gould
    Oct 16, 2007 2:35 PM 8,594
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    Do We Want To Live In A World Where J. K. Rowling Has Wardrobe Malfunctions?

    Oh noooo. Harry Potter author and revered nice person jillionaire J. K. Rowling's dress slid down during a reading, revealing a chaste white brassiere and the best Brit-cougar cleave this side of Helen Mirren, but we feel terrible—terrible!—for pointing this out. Also for opening the door to what are sure to be the worst puns ever made.


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