• Oops, that snowboarder named Riley who Lindsay Lohan had a rehab romance with was already engaged to someone else. [Us Magazine]
  
• Britney Spears was one of the first people who Lance Bass told when he came out of the gay closet. "[After her first marriage], I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I'm like, Well, I'm gay!" Lance says Britney was "surprised." God she is dumb. [Page Six]
  
• Ellen Degeneres, dog adoption gone awry, something something. [TMZ]

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