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"It's not a TED-type thing, where they scare you with the opulence of the food." — O'Reilly Radar editorial director Jimmy Guterman, the only other guy in the Web 2.0 Summit press room with me on the morning the show opens. EXCLUSIVE BREAKING MUST CREDIT VALLEYWAG: Reporters in Silicon Valley are kind of slackers.