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Want to get rich quick, Facebook developers? Over here at Valleywag Labs, we've concocted an algorithm to identify exactly which ads you should target to your apps. Search the Valley. Search the Alley. You won't find a better CPM, ROI, or CTR than we'll provide. Don't believe us? Check out our demo on five popular Facebook apps below.

Our patented "Fanafi" algorithm — that's short for "Find A Need And Fill It," folks — uses machine-learning semantic-graph discovery technologies to extract the needs users express when they add your Facebook app. Then we serve a targeted ad. Fanafi-targeted advertising is actually useful for the consumer, which really is our ultimate goal at Valleywag Labs. Making you rich? Just a nice bonus. For all of us. See for yourself.

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TOP FRIENDS, 3,091,139 daily active users
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Save time and show your friends some love. Add a box of up to 32 of your BFFs to your profile. Now they are one click away, you don't have to search every time you want to go check up on them. Now the question is... who is in your top friends box?

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HONESTY BOX, 245,671 daily active users
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Honesty Box lets users send each other anonymous messages, removing any inhibitions and letting people be completely honest with you.

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LIKENESS, 648,004 daily active users
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Find out who you're like! Compare yourself with friends and movie stars like Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Keira Knightley, and many more. Can you find a perfect match?

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COMPARE PEOPLE, 310,604 daily active users
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People are different. That is a fact of life.
Find out who stands where in various categories: cutest, sexiest, smartest and many more.
Most importantly, find out where you fit in!

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MY QUESTIONS, 531,981 daily active users
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Instantly find out what your friends think of... your new flame, your haircut, or where to go out this weekend. My Questions is a friend-polling application: ask your friends questions, answer theirs right on their profile pages, have fun!

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