"Which kinky fashion writer shocked guests recently when she asked her billionaire husband's pre-teen daughter—in front of company—to rehash the time the girl walked in on the couple in a compromising bedroom position?" asked Page Six yesterday, and as much as it pains us to imply this before breakfast, we're thinking the "fashion writer" in question might be Times shopping and rich people things reporter Alex Kuczynski. She is married to Charles Stevenson, a billionaire with six children. Also, we must once again recall that she has shouted "Orgy! Orgy!" at a party at her Idaho home. Yay pervert! We wish we knew more about this mysterious woman's inner life, but she is so reticent. Update: Ok, we are reliably informed that Alex is not the kinky person in question here, so.