Gawker 
Oct 25, 2007 4:50 PM
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Hey, what are you being for Halloween? It falls in the middle of the week this year, which is lame, but this is New York, so please do go ahead and dress up as Amy Winehouse in order to sit on your stoop and pass out candy to children! Other decent ones we have heard:
- Malibu
- Larry Craig (involves walking around inside a stall all night though)
- gay Iranian
- Hollywood writers strike
- the ghost of Brooke Astor
- sluts
- Michael Vick's abused dog
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