Thanks to Steve Ballmer's so-called friends, we got our hands on the juicier bits from the Microsoft CEO's Facebook profile — the wall post messages other Facebook users left for him. The gem? JupiterResearch vice president's Michael Gartenberg's jovial joshing that Ballmer wasn't planning to buy an iPhone, posted for all of Ballmer's friends to see. Also, what the heck is this "WHiPS 2007" group that Ballmer joined? Wait, never mind, I don't want to know. After the jump, the full profile in all its glory.