Hipsters Of The Year Now Charging for "Interviews"

We were excited when extremehipster Angel Hess wrote to Gawker, inviting us back to the truck in which he lives on the streets of Williamsburg for a tour. He just had to check his girlfriend's work schedule first (??), and we were all ready for a trip out to Purple 53, the bread truck he calls home that's also available as a sublet for only $1000 a month! Sadly, Angel quickly changed his mind about the upcoming commitment.

hi, sorry about this but winter is coming and I'm really busy so unless you can pay me a little bit I think I will have to change my mind about the interview. can you swing $25?

In his defense, though, he probably is really busy. Smoking pot takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do it right.