HarperCollins HR Department Has A "Bright Idea"

Remember how deposed Regan Books tyrant Judith Regan used to torment her company's human resources department by mocking their tragicomic emails? Now that she's gone, their evil flourishes unchecked. Their latest bit of sadness follows.

Daylight saving time comes to an end this weekend. When you set your clocks back, it's also a good time to think about ways to save energy and money over the coming months. Looking for a bright idea? Join your colleagues on Friday, November 2 for an illuminating Lunch & Learn session about Compact Florescent Lights (CFLs) with Patricia Di Maggio, a Lighting Engineer at Sylvania. You'll learn about the new technology behind CFLs, the energy and financial savings they provide, how to choose the correct bulb for your space and more. Two afternoon sessions will be held on Friday, November 2 in the 3rd floor Leonard French Room of "1211" . Lunch will be served, and the first 10 employees to arrive at each session will receive a FREE light bulb.
Man, publishing is in trouble.