Apes, Crosby-Alikes, She-Hulks Credit Astounding Headaches To Mr. T's Bowl Halloween Festivities


Every now and again, new cultural correspondent (his title for at least the duration of this item) Ryan will be dropping by to toss some posts into our blog-mix. Today, he shares the photo-assisted recollections of a Halloween evening in which he learned why you never challenge a guy in an ape costume to a Wild Turkey-drinking contest.

Last night's All Hallows Eve affair at Mr. T's Bowl (Highland Park) found apes commingling with world-famous born-again Christian stuntmen, mysterious tight-clad cartoon racers, cross-dressing David Crosby-alikes and Red-Shirted® She-Hulks sporting this season's ubiquitous Amy Winehousian hairpile, the live soundtrack to which was enhanced by a burlesque troupe from beyond the grave. Join us now as we take a very brief, pointed look behind our shoulder at a few key characters encountered during the night responsible for this morning's headache . . .

Apes, Crosby-Alikes, She-Hulks Credit Astounding Headaches To Mr. T's Bowl Halloween Festivities

Apes, Crosby-Alikes, She-Hulks Credit Astounding Headaches To Mr. T's Bowl Halloween Festivities

Apes, Crosby-Alikes, She-Hulks Credit Astounding Headaches To Mr. T's Bowl Halloween Festivities

Apes, Crosby-Alikes, She-Hulks Credit Astounding Headaches To Mr. T's Bowl Halloween Festivities