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In noting yesterday that Geisha House and Ketchup mastermind Mike "Boogie" Malin had spent 15 hours in a Denver jail cell after allegedly assaulting a waitress while catching the fourth game of the World Series at a local sports bar, we realize we had nothing by way of hard evidence—no stained foam fingers, no eyewitness accounts of viciously administered wet-willies, not even a booking photo—by which to back up our claims. Fortunately, the mugshot-procuring-professionals at The Smoking Gun quickly came through with this handsome addition to the walls National Celebrity Mugshot Gallery, with its signature feature—an enigmatic, demi-smile—suggesting unfettered glee over the Red Sox's recent win tempered by a healthy dose of sheepish, waitress-groping regret.