- We went to Bellevue!
- And poor super-jerk Aleksey Vayner came back to town!
- We fretted about the displacement and starvation of adorable brutal feral monster-cats at JFK.
- We heard from the children of today up at Bard College and learned they cannot love.
- We met Brooklyn's craziest stripper.
- We went to a literary spelling bee.
- We saw an insane number of Halloween costumes. (Including the 220 best on Amazon and eBay!)
- We watched one of the biggest mob prosecutions blow up.
- We actually looked at the Times bestseller list.
- We went to meet the folks behind Newser and became afraid for their future.
- We don't know why we were surprised to relearn that Jenn Wenner thinks very very highly of himself.
- We met our hot new Yankees manager.
- We figured out who among Ken Silverstein, Howard Kurtz and Rachel Sklar hates whom.
- We started frothing because Jeffrey Epstein is going to have a jury trial of, well, someone's peers.
- We found out that Park Slope hates children!
- We realized that Rudy Giuliani was a lobster-eating, tax-dollar-wasting welfare queen!
"Did You Do It Before You Read About It?"
