Darned Adults Think Kids Will Huff Anything

According to a hilarious sheriff's report from Naples, FL, the newest designer drug for America's kidlings is called Jenkem. It is also probably a hoax. It's allegedly made by fermenting raw sewage. How would you create Jenkem? It's just like making Sun Tea!

Fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented. The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon....Once ingested the onset of the high takes approximately 10 seconds with the most severe hallucinations happening in approximately 20 minutes.
Though the feeling is described by these literate scholars of tomorrow as "being out of it and talking to dead people." There are some downsides, of course. "All subjects who used the Jenkem disliked the taste of sewage in their mouths and the fact that the taste continued for several days."

New Drug Alert [TSG]