And in other "sexually ambiguous pop geniuses who peaked in the 80s" news today, Prince sent C & D letters to three fansites— www.housequake.com, www.princefams.com and www.prince.org—ordering them to remove all lyrics and "anything linked to Prince's likeness" from their web pages. They vow to band together and fight back under the banner of internet freedom speech, decrying the action as "the equivalent of waking up Christmas morning to find Purple Santa has pooped on your cookie plate and filled his milk glass with urine." [Reuters]