Says our on-the-ground Oberlin College correspondent: "Here's an announcement... you poop in the Environmental Studies building toilet and get a quarter." Oh God. It's true.
Low on Cash, High in Fiber Bash:This probably has something to do with sustainability or whatever, but what more is there to say? Nothing more, really.
Poop in the Adam Joseph Lewis Center toilets anytime between Saturday, November 10th and Friday, November 16th and sign up to receive a quarter per poop. Claim your quarters at the bash! H'orderves [sic[ and drinks provided.